The EmoWire Backfire

Introduction
The EmoWire Backfire was a failed raid of the website EmoWire, an emo/scene social media platform, that happened on Wednesday, May 19, 2021. There is nothing left of the raid on EmoWire or EmoWire's forums. The original plan was to raid EmoWire and BillieForum, a forum site dedicated to the singer Billie Eilish, due to the similar target audience. After the raid, the raid team would have aimed the blame to 8kun, a 4chan-esque forum. After this blame was shifted, the raid team would rally EmoWire users and subsequently raid 8kun; then, the team would rally 8kun users and raid the other two sites. After that, sit back and watch the fireworks. But we decided to do a quick "test" raid on EmoWire. We decided to use the Andy Sixx's Logs meme in order to raid EmoWire. List of team members; degster, MudHutDweller, Calamitance, bigounce0, Adolf Hitler, GrandeGidoullie, mudd, Mungsley, retarb6, and BrandBox.

The Backfire
What the raid team did not know at the time was that there was an impostor among us in The War Room, the private post that held the planning and communication. Clydeeso forum user Calamitance was an alt account of the infamous forum user Akefu Brewer, a user banned for spamming, powerposting, and espionage. Akefu used Calamitance as a way to get back into the community, and Calamitance was brought aboard onto the raid team, now known as ESO (External Special Operations), and was a raider. We knew that Akefu was lurking the public posts, which now have been turned private, and we contacted him to see if he wanted to raid with us. Akefu agreed. This was a raid that wasn't supposed to spread the gospel of Clydeeso, just to fuck with some forums. We did not want to get the name of Clydeeso out on these forums so we agreed to not say anything about the site (see screenshot of the plan.) However, Akefu wanted revenge on Clydeeso, so he decided to leak the name out onto EmoWire (see Screenshot 2), because he is what we in the business call a "Butthurt Bitch Boy." He spammed this link multiple times during the raid, however nothing came of it. This how we also found out that Akefu was among us (see Screenshot 3) in The War Room.

The One Man Raid
Akefu was quite displeased that nothing came from him spamming the link to the forum, so he decided to take matters into his own hands. He went on a one man raid. Creating an account (which is now suspended) called "Shitsucker Co." he slammed the forum with post after post of the same Andy Sixx message;

*BRAAAAAAAP* Clyde. 'The ANDY SIXX SHITSUCKING SOCIETY (ASSS) is pleased to grace your message with a response on behalf of the Society. Our stated goal is to "educate logless shills about the benefits of Andy's logs of shit" and we aim to carry out this Act of Andy [AoA] by spreading the word of Sixx to many communities, which is full of logless shills who are unwilling to open their mouths for the faeces of Mr. Sixx. "Operation Log In" is a multi-stage operation to spread the colonial empire of Andy Biersack and indoctrinate more people into Andy's following. It hinges on the creation of burners for spreading poopy-propaganda, which is the main SixxSource of news relating to the Society. Those who are truly interested in shitsucking can message this address and be invited to the "Andy's Throaty Pleasures" Discord server, which is eclipsing sixxty members, something we are deeply proud of.' He posted 200 times in less than 2 hours, however the admin had it taken care of in a very short amount of time"'It only took about three minutes to delete the conversations.' - Admin of Geteso."

The Death of Calamitance
After all of the messages were deleted by admin, Calamitance went on a spree, confirming that he was really Akefu. The account is now suspended.